Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
Abbott calling Costello
|Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX.Costello: What is the command that will...
The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
The Anninversary
My father and mother were recently celebrating their 50th weddinganniversary. While cutting the cake,...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?The real question is:...
Bee jokes 04
|Q: Why do bees buzz?A: Because they can’t whistle!Q: Can bees fly in the...
Sexercises
An older couple were having trouble with their sex life, so the wife went...
Tell the whole truth
|`You seem to be in some distress,’ said the kindly judge to the witness....
So my sister, a natural blond…
So my sister, a natural blond graduating from the University of North Carolina Law...
Cross mouse cards!
|What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!