The Broken Clock
Mike’s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into...
The 3 holes
A guy’s car breaks down in the middle of town, and he looks for...
The Anninversary
My father and mother were recently celebrating their 50th weddinganniversary. While cutting the cake,...
What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common?
What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common? Well you start off with...
Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?
Q: Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?A: It saves...
Stupid Elephant Jokes
How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the...
Change my mind
The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said,...
Computer Acronyms
PCMCIA- People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms ISDN- It Still Does Nothing APPLE- Arrogance...
A school teacher injured his back and had to wear…
A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around...
Almost celibate
“I’m finished with Judi!” Jon exclaimed to his friend. “She brokedown and told me...