Women’s Snappy Comebacks
Women’s Snappy Comebacks:Man: =”Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the...
Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
Windows 98 hourly tweaks
|11th-hour tweaks for Windows ’98 by Microsoft10. Included subliminal “Impeach Janet Reno” messages in...
Foot Tall
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who...
How Specs Live Forever
The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches....
Ouch
“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in...
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly…
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort,...
Two men and one woman
Long, but pretty good:On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of...
Cock A Doodly Doo!
This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So...
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.