Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...
Clean Humor
|It seems three Irishmen, Sean, Michael and Tim, passed over at the same time....
Blind Animals
There’s a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the...
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking…
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. “I got...
Get Sober!
As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
Nuns First Hot Dog
Nuns First Hot Dog Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by...
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!
Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question…
Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren’tprepared for the...
A Change Of Vows
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with anunusual offer.”Look, I’ll give...
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.