Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
The first pitch!
The President and Mrs. Clinton are in the front row at a Yankee’s game....
Blondes and the painter.
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room...
Angelic Husband
A woman tells her friend, “My husband is an angel.”Her friend replies, “You’re lucky,...
Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
More Redneck Clues.
Even more clues you could be a Redneck…You can entertain yourself for more than...
Family Tree
We have a tree in our yard, terribly bothered by blight.We sought professional help...
You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...
Buckwheat ‘n Darla
Buckwheat and Darla were in school and the teacher asked Darla, ‘How do you...
The Bartender and the Blonde
A bartender was working the late shift. While he was working, a beautiful blonde...