Panties
President Clinton was seen walking around the White House one day recently. Laying across...
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when…
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when the wife says to the...
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a…
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriterswill eventually reproduce...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
Sunday School
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through...
Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...
You might be a Redneck JEDI if…
You might be a Redneck Jedi if…===========================================* You ever heard the phrase, “May the...
Having a baby at 80
An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s...
Smart Dog
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
Strange grants given
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...