Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
New son-in-law
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his newson-in-law. “I love my daughter,...
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market…
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market one day.They asked...
List of Funny Insults!
If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead already?You’d make a lovely...
How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
Ready for some Football?
An old man and his wife have gone to bed.After laying there a few...
A stolen credit card
|A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report...
You know what that little red dot means in the middle…
You know what that little red dot means in the middle of an Indian...
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way…
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a...
This old man!
A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell’s Angels...