Good Ring Bearer
At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
New Words Needed (woo-hoo!)
10 Words That Don’t Exist, But Should:1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’ trus) adj. Possessing...
Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...
The loud-mouthed mechanic!
Morris the loudmouth mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a...
On a very cold night…
On a very cold night, a young man dropped into the localbrothel and the...
Two fags were walking down the street and…
Two fags were walking down the street and passed a handsome guy. Onefag turned...
Doing Laundry
Three women always hang their laundry out in the backyard. When it rains, however,...
Get some of this
Two cowboys are out rounding up cattle when all of a sudden a heifertakes...
Rule of Thumb
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated...
A local United Way office realized that…
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from...