Mileage
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a...
A gerbil shepherd dog!
|What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?A gerbil shepherd...
Yo mamma’s so fat!
Yo mamma’s so fat the cops had to use “The Jaws of life” to...
Blonde Lumberjack
A blonde travels to Canada to seek her fortune as a lumberjack. She meets...
There was a place crash in Poland
|A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in...
You Have VD
What’s worse than having your doctor tell you that you that you have a...
Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
Woman
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, you already told...
Heavenly golf
Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee...
The programmer’s cheer
|Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!