Granny and the Cop.
An elderly couple were driving across the country.The woman was driving when she got...
No Arms Nor Legs
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A:...
Answers To Everything
What’s the best form of birth control after 50? Nudity What’s the difference between...
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?Just when it’s getting interesting...
Ducks love grapes
A duck walks into a convenience store. He asks the man at the counter,...
When it’s becing toad!
|When is a car like a frog?When it’s becing toad!
Colorado Crazy Law
Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses. It is illegal to ride...
Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
After a long pubcrawl…
After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red orgreen....
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman
|An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were without tickets for the opening ceremonies...