What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
Birthing Pains
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...
grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door…
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to...
A tough case was being argued in court…
A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney,feeling that he was...
Men’s Pissing Rules
a. Head for the largest open expanse of urinal available. If you stand too...
Tuns of Puns! Part V
What’s the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids won’t eat broccoli.What’s the difference between...
Most Religious
A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim were having a discussion about who was...
Blonde & KFC (Kentucy Fried Chicken)
What do a Blonde and KFC have in common?After your done with the breast...
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other…
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...