Short Christmas Jokes
|What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?It’s Christmas, Eve ! How...
I was pushing it
|Kelly was standing in front of Cohan’s Tavern when he saw a driverless car...
Welfare applications
|For those unfamiliar, Welfare payments are made in the US to individuals and families...
Give the frog a loan
A frog walks into a bank and says “I wanna loan.” “Well Mr.. frog,...
You Know You’re Out Of College When…
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking...
What’s the diff…
Q: What’s the difference between a whore and a bitch?A: A whore sleeps with...
Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
DO YOU ACCEPT CREDIT CARDS?
|A Texan convicted of robbery worked out a deal to pay $9600 in damages...
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track?
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track? The Indy 500.
The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...