OLD NEVER DIES 6
|OLD HIKERS never die, they just trail awayOLD HIPPIES never die, they just smell...
WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...
Light Bulb Jokes Galore!
Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?...
A big bird
Once upon a time there was this guy who bought a hang glider and...
Products we could do without!
Fingernail Clippers:That’s why we have teeth.Makeup That is Tattooed on:You might love that green...
How is a woman like a condom?
Q: How is a woman like a condom?A: Both of them spend more time...
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk…
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a...
This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue…
This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue when she heard a...
Lawyer In Heaven (Classic)
A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked “THE...