The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
Patient & Doctor
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a bridge. Doctor: What’s comes over you? Patient: 2...
Where does Peter Pan eat?
Where does Peter Pan eat?Wendy’s
Purchasing furniture
|I work as a systems administrator, and part of m job involves answering questions...
Quote and counter-quote.
Woman’s Quote of the Day:”Men are like fine wine. They all start out like...
Casey McCarthy
|Casey McCarthy had just arrived in New York City and was amazed at the...
Keeping their marriage together
I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different cars, take...
Put it to a good use
The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, “I’m...
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?A padded headboard.
Top 10 signs that you are too drunk
10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...