What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
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Young man
|”Young man,” said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant. “It’s alcohol and alcohol...
Why do women fake orgasms?
Why do women fake orgasms?Because men fake foreplay.
I was walking down an alley last night…
I was walking down an alley last night, when I heard,”Help! Help!” coming from...
Newly issued alcohol warnings
|The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all...
Betcha $500.00!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle’s...
Blonde Lesbian
Did ya hear about the blonde lesbian? She liked guys!
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don’t worry, I don’t...
You might be a redneck if…cars
Less than half the cars you own run.
I think I’ll try a nicer approach
|Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent...