Bedtime Prayer of the future
Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to...
Paralyzing Disease
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age…
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age,rather curious. He...
Preparation for Parenthood
Preparation for ParenthoodPreparation for parenthood is not just a matter of reading books anddecorating...
Out the window!
There was an American on a buisness trip in England. He got on a...
Moles
A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole lived in a hole outside of...
Translating Menspeak
When He Says – He Really Means ———— – —————- Do you have the...
Snail’s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He...
Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:IndubitablyInnovativePreliminaryProliferationCinnamonTHINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO...
Two Corpuscles
Did you hear about the two blood corpuscles named Romeo and Juliet?They loved in...