Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
From a Southwest Airlines employee….
From a Southwest Airlines employee….”Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your...
Blondes and Beer In Hell
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when confronted by a room...
Politically Correct LEXICON
Insensitive Term—Preferred Term: ETHNICITYPC people do not recognize the term, “race,” as validBlack- African-Canadian,...
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow…
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow$200 for six...
Never Lend Money
A husband leaves the house to go pick up dinner for he and his...
Bullfrog Does Oral Sex
An attractive woman entered a pet shop. When the clerk offered assistance, she explained...
Wailing Wall
A reporter goes to Israel to cover the fighting. She is looking for something...
Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
How to impress a woman.
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN Compliment her, respect her, honor her, cuddle her, kiss...