TGIF On Shirts
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?A: Tits Go In Front.
Polish Space Program
Q: What’s delaying the hillbilly space program?A: Development of a working match.
Harmonica jokes
|Steve Wright: I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if...
Breaking into a house
|A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden…
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect...
Shopping for goods
|A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and...
Making cars drive
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for…
These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for nine years. One day Larry...
The amazing flying dog
|A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she’s trying the local...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.