The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
Hilarious Humor
|”And how’s yer wife, Pat?” “Sure, she do be awful sick.” “Is ut dangerous...
Pre-Nuptial Agreements
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch...
insults part 1
He has a one-track mind, and the traffic on it is very light. He...
Wrong floor
Two accountants were discussing a colleague’s interest in one of the firm’s new secretaries....
Lessons from Noah\’s Ark
Plan ahead… It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.Stay fit. When you’re 600...
Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
Soldier’s Ambition
An army Major visiting the sick soldiers, went to one private and asked, “What’s...
Knock Knock Jokes 17
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ankara! Ankara who? Ankara went off the cliff! Knock Knock...
The way you say it
|It’s not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date,...