19 putdowns and rejections!
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D....
A Kind Lawyer
One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he...
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar…
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night...
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex?
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex? Because he’s...
Extremely Drunk
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to...
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
You’re not a kid anymore when…
You know you’re not a kid anymore when…You’re asleep, but others worry that you’re...
Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
Hamlet\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Cat\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Soliloquy
Hamlet’s Cat’s SoliloquyTo go outside, and there perchance to stay Or to remain within:...
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?A bull smiles when you milk...