Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...
From another planet
|NO ZAMBODIANS, PLEASE: Judge Rules Out Prince Mongo’s CostumeMEMPHIS, Tenn. – A judge has...
Why is sex like money in the bank?
Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent...
Settling a cow case
|A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old...
Moles
A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole lived in a hole outside of...
Cupid at Law
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Why can’t you be like that?
|Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
The only wish
Two guys of limited intelligence were on a ship that sank in themiddle of...
A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving
|It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a...
Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...