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A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man…
A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had car...
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How is sex like air?It’s no big thing unless you aren’t getting any.
Red, Yellow, and Green!
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Amicable old lady
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My wife came home yesterday and said, “Honey, the car won’t start, but I...
crazy blonde
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Computer acronyms list
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A chicken and an egg are lying in bed…
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smokinga cigarette...
If Timex ran Christmas…
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