Wanna Hear A Redneck Story?
So a dude turns to the guy next to him at a bar and...
Parrrot boy & daddy
There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an...
Talking on the plane
|Two government economists were returning home from a field meeting. As with all government...
True Newspaper Headlines…OY!
Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link -Cornell Daily Sun, December 7, 1995Whatever Their motives, Moms...
A Mexican, a black, and a white guy…
A Mexican, a black, and a white guy are in a bar having a...
Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?A:...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
The amazing flying dog
|A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she’s trying the local...
Children Quotes
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second...
Real opcodes
|AAC Alter All CommandsAAD Alter All DataAAO Add And OverflowAAR Alter At RandomAB Add...