Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
How many calories do we burn during sex
The diet literature explains calories burned while jogging, playing tennis or golfing, but similar...
Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
Impressive Hunting Dog
An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His...
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive…
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier afterhaving...
Why dont mexicans have checking accounts?
Why don’t mexicans have checking accounts?It’s too hard to spray paint your name on...
Only once
“Miss Jones, we can’t employ you as a model,” the editor from themen’s magazine...
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks…
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, “Where ya going boy?”The son...
Tell On You Too!
I heard a story of a woman going into a bank with her son...