Fortunate ingenuity
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little...
My Aunt
Joe says to Bill, “Want to see a picture of my Aunt?”Bill said, “Sure.”So...
A somewhat drunk man feels a…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says,”Say, your head feels...
The new Euro language
|The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English...
OUCH!
OUCH! A couple hobbled into a Washington emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
Coconut & hurricane
-What did the hurricane say to the coconut?-Hold on to your nuts, it’s going...
Finding accountants
|A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His...
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
Sad revelations
A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birdsand...
Assign the punishment
Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett,...