Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
NY Times Ad
Ad seen in the New York Times… FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of...
Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?
Q: Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?A: It changes...
Engineer Cookie Recipe
Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6...
Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan
|Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan. The young couple sat in the parlor of...
The religious bear.
In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted...
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together…
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel. When...
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show…
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show. Lady luck had...
Two friends were out drinking…
Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and...