The Boy Who Wrote To God
One night when a boy prayed to god, the boy asked god:How Long is...
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...
Why are politicians like diapers?
Why are politicians like diapers?Both should be changed regularly and for the same reason.
A snail with a housing problem!
|What is the definition of a slug?A snail with a housing problem!
I’m sending out some cards
|A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Yo’ Momma is…
Yo’ Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was...
DOUBLE VODKA
DOUBLE VODKA A guy came into a bar one day and said to the...
Lost X Files Christmas episode
|Mulder: We’re too late. It’s already been here.Scully: Mulder, I hope you know what...
Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2!
Q. How do you Scare a Man?A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing...
The Chair
A professor invented a lie detecting chair. Whenever anybody sitting in it told a...