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Musicians on a sinking ship
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Blonde Horses Around
There once was this blonde riding a horse. After a while it began to...
Space shuttle mission to the Moon
There’s a Space Shuttle mission to the moon with 2 monkeys and a woman...
Writing letters to son
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How to call penis
At a government affair, the wives of four worldleaders are chatting about how people...
Why did the condom fly across the road?
Why did the condom fly across the road?-It was pissed off!!
What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?
What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?They both cause you to stand around...
The Very Special Parrot!
A man walked into a pet store looking for a new pet for his...