Real news headlines 07
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Whatever Their motives,...
Blonde Braincells
How do blonde’s braincells die??-Alone-
Inflatable high heels
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up...
No Smoking Here
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged,...
You might be a redneck if… meat
You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre.
Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...
Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password…
Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password. It’s her turn to guess the...
Worm your way out of that one!
|What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an...
yo mama so fat.. band..
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!
How Man Takes A Bubble Bath
How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.