Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
The Dirty Old Man…
An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl...
Mental Health Patient
It was dusk time when a man had a flat tire right in front...
What is the difference between a English actuary and…
What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?An English actuary...
Never Lend Money
A husband leaves the house to go pick up dinner for he and his...
Computers Must Be Male
Top 10 reasons computers must be male:1. They have a lot of data but...
Have you ever tried worm pie?
|What’s the difference between a worm and an apple?Have you ever tried worm pie?
Excited Preacher
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
What does ADIDAS stand for?
What does ADIDAS stand for?All Day I Dream About Sex.