Snow blower
How do you change a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give her a shovel!
A doctor’s advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm
A doctor’s advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm: “Use it...
Sacramento Kings Fan or Lakers Fan?
A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she’s a BIG Lakers fan.She’s really excited about...
Plastic Wrap
This cazy guy walks into an insane asylum wearing nothing but plastic wrap as...
you are so stupid…
You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed
Its Bedtime!
The bride lay in bed on the first night of their honeymoon while her...
Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...
Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could…
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.’God,’ he prayed, ‘I...
What should they say?
Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an...