Get Sober!
As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
How do you make love to a fat girl?
How do you make love to a fat girl?Roll her in flour and go...
What is the definition of a virgin?
What’s the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader
Iraqi TV Guide
Iraqi TV Guide MONDAY8:00 Husseinfeld8:30 Mad About Everything9:00 Suddenly Sanctions9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY8:00 Wheel of...
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?They wanted 4 clean walls...
Studied For Five Days
Q: Did you hear about the Polak who studied for 5 days?A: He was...
Imagine this.
A therapist told a woman to use some imagination while making love with her...
How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the...
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador…
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador turned to the Japanese ambassador and whispered,...
Vow of Silence
At a remote monastery deep in the woods, the monks followed a rigid vow...