What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?An Italian mother says,...
Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
Q. Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra? A. When you...
An amazing talking dog
|A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, “I’ll bet...
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite…
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite,he was really...
Cookie the Cat’s Resolutions
|5. I will not demand to get out the minute after I come in...
Growing Manhood
When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer,...
These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for…
These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for nine years. One day Larry...