What has four legs and eight arms?
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Some years ago
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Grandma’s peanuts
A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him.While...
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
A Childs View Of A Retirement
After Christmas break, the teacher asked her small pupils how they spent their holidays.One...
What language do the Vatican Police speak?
What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!
Having the equipment
A couple went on vacation to a resort up north. The husband liked to...
A strange jigsaw puzzle
Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. “Paddy,” says Murphy, “I’ve got a problem.”"What’s...
Blonde quickies 231-240
231. Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides...
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?His girlfriend has to...