I\\\’m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has...
A fortune teller
A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see afortune-teller’s tent....
Old Chinese proverb
Old Chinese proverb:Rape impossible!Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down!
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic…
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to Little Johnny . So she said...
Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors…
Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors,how do you get...
How did you know?
A guy goes into a supermarket and buys: * one tin of beans *...
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma:An empty greyhound.
grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
These chickens want books
|A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library...