Loving on the Lawn
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in...
The night before Christmas for an attorney
|Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended,...
Sun Roofs
Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?A: More leg room.
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy tastes…
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy taste.The first guy said”I...
I suppose I earned enough
|An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown attorney?s office...
What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick
mosquito go to the dentist
|Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?To improve his bite!
Definition of an anesthesiologist
An anesthesiologist is a doctor who works in the operating room to delay your...
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...