Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly…
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly a passenger jet screams past them.One eagle...
If Men got pregnant!
1. Maternity leave would last two years….with full pay.2. There would be a cure...
Polak At Guillotine
An Italian, an American, and a Polak were captured by the French for various...
A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium…
A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium full of students onenight. He...
Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
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One is negative one
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Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted…
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted, and her husband comeshome from work and...
A lecture about English
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