Standing At The Gates Of Heaven
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
Pitbull and PMS
What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?Lipstick.
Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
Razorback Hogs
Bill Clinton got off his helicopter in front of the White House with a...
Will you marry me?
|An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally...
What did George W. Bush get on his S.A.T.’s
Q. What did George W Bush get on his S.A.T.’s? A. Drool.
Tombstone Epitaph VII
Tombstone Epitaph Someone determined to be anonymous in Stowe, Vermont:I was somebody.Who, is no...
Alternatives to Win95
Microsoft’s ad slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you want to go today?”Now...
Light bulb
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?a: What’s a...