Tired On 1 April
Why were the Scouts so tired on April 1?Because they had just finished a...
Snail’s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He...
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her…
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her.He says,”You have acute...
Who needs women
A man walks into the bar and orders 2 shots of whiskey and the...
Blind deer jokes
What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer.What do you call...
Elephants VI
How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on...
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop…
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson...
Random Thoughts
Random Thoughts:When I die I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my...
Signs you’ve grown up!
1. Your potted plants stay alive. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is...
No children yet
Mother: What seems to be the problem with you? You have been married three...