Twice a day
This guy goes into a doctors and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me....
Pray for a bike
When i was a kid i used to pray for a new bike. But...
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...
Two bikers were talking at a bar…
Two bikers were talking at a bar.”How’s married life?” asks the first.”It’s fine,” says...
Blondes and Turtles
What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they’re on their back, they’re...
What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business?
Q: What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business? 1. No...
Blonde in Exam
The blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of “yes/no” type questions.She...
Rein Him In
The newlywed couple asked the hotel desk clerk for a room and told him...
The Line
What’s long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!
Blondes and pregnancy
Two brunettes and a blonde are having lunch at a cafe, all three are...