Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
Snow White and her Prince
What did Snow White say when the photographer said her photos weredone?I knew some...
Parrot with no legs
This guy is setting at a bar, and he’s had a lot to drink...
When Reaches Orgasm
Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?A1: She drops her nail-file!A2:...
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
Wrong Answer!
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”"After a considerable...
What\’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman that won’t do what she’s told.
One neighbor says to the other…
One neighbor says to the other, “Hey Joe, you have to stop leaving the...
The Layoff
The vice-president of a local company had quite a problem. He was toldby his...