If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
Snowman and a vampire?
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frost-bite!
I haven’t spoken in months
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don’t like to interrupt...
Eating some peanuts
|There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care...
A gun for my hubby.
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. “It`s for...
A little girl was playing up a tree near a church…
A little girl was playing up a tree near a church. The priest was...
If Apple made toasters…
If Apple made toasters…It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier....
What is black and blue and hates sex?
What’s black and blue and hates sex?A rape victim.
Drug Cure fer sure!
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot…
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows...