Santa vs. system admins
|The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2....
The Grocery Store.
A young boy had a job bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the...
Crushed Nuts?
This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking....
Jewish Dog Does Tricks
A man walks into a shul with a dog. The shammas comes up to...
Mouse Tse Tung!
|Who is king of all the mice?Mouse Tse Tung!
Vocal jokes
|Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He...
A blonde went to the appliance store sale…
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.”I would like...
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa…
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa. When he came back, his...
Rules for hunting lawyers
|1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys.2. Taking...
Last Ditch Effort
Two football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would...