You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
In A Circle
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?A: A dope ring.
Sleeping in Church
Wilma and her husband Barney go to church every Sunday, and during the service...
Disposition To Have Children
A wise man once said that having children is hereditary.Which is tantamount to saying:...
What Trip?
One of those discount airlines recently had a promotion where they offered free air-fare...
Gotta love the unions!
Negotiations between union members and their employer were at an impasse. The union denied...
blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine? A: “Daddy! can I go to Miami! Q:...
Inflatable high heels
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up...
The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test…
The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test. One of...
What Am I Doing?
The brash young gynecologist, fresh out of medical school, took one look at his...