This kid knows the answer!
One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, “I’ll...
Texan with a new car
|Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. “I know that smart aleck Tex,”...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
Problems from the start
|John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his...
Stupid Insults 29/31
The two put together have an IQ over 150. The wheel’s spinning but the...
Merry Christmas law
|Merry Christmas in Legal TermsPlease accept without obligation, express or implied, these best wishes...
Guns in a garden
An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long KeshPrison...
Making Comparisons
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub…
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde...