Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
The twelve days after Christmas
|The first day after ChristmasMy true love and I had a fightAnd so I...
Bad Santa
A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one...
Fairy tales
A little girl asked her father, “Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with OnceUpon...
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
Biblical one-liners… too cool!
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married?A. RuthlessQ. What do they...
My husband’s last wish!
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O’Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she’s...
Grenade
Q: What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you? A:...
Why Name Penises
Why do men name their penises?Because they don’t like the idea of having a...
Kid divorces his parents.
There was this kid who wanted to divorce his parents, so he takes them...