Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...
Gotta love the unions!
Negotiations between union members and their employer were at an impasse. The union denied...
No Arms and No Legs
There’s a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by...
What’s brown and crispy on the outside…
What’s brown and crispy on the outside, and white and creamy on the inside?...
The definition of amnesia
AMNESIA:Condition that enables a woman who has gone throughlabor to have sex again.
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?Marry her !Sent by Bob
Lying Lawyer
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start...
Darn Candle!
On his tour to the U.S., the Pope visited a couple who had been...
Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...
Fill These Pants
Tom and Jeni are having one of their occasional disputes of opinion. Tom took...