What do ya call…
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?A frosted Flake!
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven…
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well,...
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You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...
Quote on Monica
What did Clinton say when commenting on Monica?She has the whitest teeth I’ve ever...
Two fat birds!
Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one.”...
Ethical Code for Patients
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Rodney Dangerfield’s Best One-Liners!
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Two groups of computer experts were set up in order to…
Two groups of computer experts were set up in order to findout whether computer...
Drunk walks into elevator…
Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the...