Stupid blonde driver
|A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
The reason for running
|A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually...
Safety tip
Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don’t mix — never drink and derive
The F Word
The FUCK word!Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the Englishlanguage...
EMT response times.
Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team?s response times. ?Since...
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues…
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues of his new hearing aid. “It’s...
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
Are blind pilots flying?
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated...
Surfing the Internet
|Surfin’ the NetSo I think I’m in the clearthe boss is no where in...