…clamp…
“…clamp…sponge…scalpel…oops…”
mosquito and a fly
|What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?Try sewing buttons on a...
When it’s raining cats and dogs!
|When should a mouse carry an umbrella?When it’s raining cats and dogs!
A dirty kid!
|What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?A dirty...
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk…
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a...
Flea jokes 02
|What did the clean dog say to the insect?Long time no flea!Who rode a...
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar…
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick’s looking particularly sad and Patrick asks...
Marriage quotes 12
|Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep...
Going to Jamaica
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section....
Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra overdose?
Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra overdose? They couldn’t close...