Put me into a fighting mood
|Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
Meet the Schitts!
You don’t know Jack Schitt!When someone says “You don’t know Jack Schitt”, well, now...
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?Wayne takes a shower after 3...
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume…
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume.”This is called ‘Perhaps’,” said...
Wood
Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!
Mutated Gene
All children who entered the world in the 1980s and later were born with...
Elephants Jokes 4 Kids Galore
-How do you get down from an elephant?You don’t. You get down from a...
A lady was in a hardware store looking at…
A lady was in a hardware store looking at a fishing poles. She asked...
If You Are Unhappy
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly...
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar…
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar. His boss, instead of...