There’s a parrot on the plane
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house…
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house this one...
Make a Wish
10 year old Johnny’s mother, who was a hard working single mom, had been...
Ideal Seduction Line
Age Line17 My parents are away for the weekend.25 My girlfriend is away for...
Job Function at M&M
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?A: Proof reading.
Poetic justice
A man was called to witness that a couple had been making love in...
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway…
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway when someonespoke to him. “Good evenin’,...
Where am I, Cathy?
Attorney to witness: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when...
Locked Car
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their...
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...