Lawnmower
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green...
Knock Knock Jokes 6
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aladdin! Aladdin who? Aladdin the street wants a word with...
Caught Speeding.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the...
John pulled over the car by the side of the road…
John pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Brian...
Type what I tell you
|While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to...
Gay Polak
Did you hear about the gay Polak?He slept with women.
Men Resist Fatherhood
Why do men resist becoming fathers?Because they aren’t through yet being children.
I cannot find a cause for your illness…
“I can’t find a cause for your illness,” the doctor said. “Frankly, I think...
Farm jokes 01
|Why did the bull rush?Because it saw the cow slip!What kind of bird lays...
Three Chinese daughters
A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind of...